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Lightning Demotivational Poster


MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


DYING LEPRECHAUNS -


TAGS: leprechaun lightning rainbow nature
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:34 pm
No pot of gold under this rainbow...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 6:42 pm
perfect. simply perfect.


TEMPTATION -




LIGHTNING TORNADO - natures baddass


TAGS: lightning baddass tornado nature
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by tymondude

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:09 pm
Is it nature's badass, or just an angry Sith Lord?
GreyScorpion - March 20, 2010, 11:32 am
ahh, that'd be me too. I'll go stand in the corner now :-(
faceplant - March 20, 2010, 4:01 am
its a volcano, not a tornado... god some people are fucking stupid
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 4:00 am
When your avatar crosses his arms, he looks like he's wearing a tube top. That's hawt.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:59 am
dammit...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
LMAO! Produce is gonna march on Washington state!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
YOUR SPELLING: One of the few times that double Ds looked so stupid.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:57 am
Produce is in the closet!
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:56 am
Me? Oh yeah. I'm just a closet grammar Na- never mind.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:55 am
THE EDGE: Yup, you've reached your "masturbation limit." God won't warn you again.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:54 am
Daddy daycare ain't lovin life?
MrRandom - March 20, 2010, 3:53 am
God : He gets pissy during March Madness
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:52 am
APOSTROPHE "S": Remember that for next time, ddude. (4 times)
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Looks amazing Pro! Truly epic! Thanks for letting me peek.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:46 am
Now, three times. Thanks, Bart! LOL!!!!
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
The pic has been used twice before... and sadly, with only slightly better quality. Sad that it was used, as other pics, so irresponsibly.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
"LIGHTNING TORNADO: Damn it! We just got flood insurance!" "LIGHTNING TORNADO: God's way of saying 'Yeah, I can do whatever...atheist.'"
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:44 am
Bart: A sneak peek via PM in 3..2...1...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 3:40 am
Here's a better one... "LIGHTNING TORNADO: that's what she said." Brilliant, I know.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:39 am
Mine was because it's an interesting picture, but that caption...
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:32 am
Is it the same as my sigh? Because I wanted to ream everyone involved in this poster... the user, artist, photographer, english teachers, 'no child left behind' proponents, Paris Hilton, Retrochop, and the approver.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:23 am
Absolutely.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:21 am
Veggie? sigh?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 3:19 am
*sighs*
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:18 pm
Ok.


THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero




LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!




THE GODS ARE ANGRY - I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.


TAGS: lightning greece irritation gods
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MFS

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:33 pm
Nice. That guy's wondering how the heck is he gonna walk home through that.


CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.


TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.


LIGHTNING -


TAGS: may challenge lightning
Rating: 4.83/5

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agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
Lightning, and sick, know how to execute a job.


LIFE -


TAGS: lightning life night magic ocean
Rating: 4.69/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 4, 2011, 8:44 pm
Thanks mate. Something happened to my original LeightonESmith account, I can't log into it anymore so I won't be able to add to my original motifake legacy... :-( http://www.motifake.com/profile/LeightonESmith
rerun - September 4, 2011, 10:28 am

stunning, welcome back LES69.


WARNING! - Atheists ahead.




ZEUS - Don't taze me bro!


TAGS: taze zeus god lightning
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by templar13

Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 6:26 pm
Find it weirdly amusing :)


RIDE THE LIGHTNING® - ®Registered Trademark Southeast Moonshine Distillers Assoc All rights reserved


TAGS: lightning day
Rating: 4.58/5

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AND GOD SPOKE... -


TAGS: god navy military lightning bolt warriors
Rating: 3.86/5

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robbidos - December 1, 2012, 4:56 pm
heh, lotta "tools" but someone may assume i am talking about airplanes
raiben - October 17, 2010, 8:39 pm
HOOYA. sorry, NAVY guy rite here.


HEAVEN? - Not today




SLOW & STEADY -


TAGS: never bet on a snail named wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks man. But all the credit -- humor-wise -- goes to the one I bet heavy on ... can you guess which one is Wrongway Lightening? What can I say? I had a tip he (he? "they" acutally, if you know what I mean *cough*) was due.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 3:14 pm
This brilliant piece of work is destined for 2.9!


U.S. MARINE CORPS LIGHTNING - We will blow it up one way or another, guaranteed !


TAGS: us marine corps lightning
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:54 pm
Semper Fi, Corpsman Up !!!
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
I'm with you Gunny.. Nothing worse than a sticky bomb
GySgt1811 - August 5, 2011, 5:50 pm
Alright, I'll admit it, I'm perverted; but, it sure looks like that ol' 6-by is about to take the silver "Flying C and B" right in the radiator. Or not. Or maybe it's a trap, or, just,... or. Anyway, the poster mentions the Corps, so it gets 5 IED's.


GOING TO THE CHAPEL, AND..UH-OHH - "I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on it shows a lack of confidence." - Doug McLeodop




Thunder -


TAGS: thunder lightning strike
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - August 2, 2013, 12:53 am
Thanks, y'all. Fortunately, is not really my own experience. Unfortunately, saw a similar incident recently on the news.
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:03 am
Dang, turtle, izzat real? Greeny, you may be as sick as I am…maybe.
Reality Lord - August 1, 2013, 7:47 am

5tunning 5eries of po5ter5. excellent dude!
Greeny - August 1, 2013, 7:26 am
Dads & barbeque go together


LIGHTNING - Can strike twice


TAGS: p38 lightning f35 lightning
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 9:33 pm
Awesome.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:19 pm
Very difficult to fly I believe
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:24 pm
the P38 is a bad ass lookin plane


REMEMBER... - when your dad would get sick of your shit, and come stomping through the house? Well God is sick of your shit...


TAGS: god shit lightning
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by TheOutcries

moi57 - December 31, 2010, 8:44 pm
Crazy power nature


THINNING THE HERD -


TAGS: the tallest thing in the field is a lightning rod
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:48 pm

hmmmm, I am always inside my double wide dyring tornado season. love it
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 12:30 am
Beautiful, 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:52 pm
Daaaam Haar! You just can't make a bad poster can you!
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
Needless to say, the pegasus and unicorn are no more.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:50 pm
Amsome. Nice one Har


LIGHTNING -




ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB -


TAGS: lightning assignment
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 12:16 am
This..... this is a storm of win.


DAMN YOU -




LAST WORDS - "Of course you're the first, May God strike me Dead if I'm Lying...."




MOTHER NATURE - Does not appreciate being upstaged.


TAGS: mother nature lightning
Rating: 3.31/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:48 am
Sigh, another fascinating evening on Motifake.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 2:10 am
Well, I was gonna say 'Near the water' but 'The beach' works.;)
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:03 pm
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
The beach.
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:17 am
Great photo. Where is this?


LIGHTNINGBUGS -


TAGS: bug lightning thunder
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by EnkryptedSpirit

EnkryptedSpirit - July 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
Mayhaps
champ99 - July 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
Because they have small bung holes perhaps?


NATURE -




CAMPING - Who's idea WAS THIS !?


TAGS: lightning
Rating: 1.95/5

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deerhunter - August 9, 2008, 2:03 am
I see you in my sights


Positivity -


TAGS: attitude life lightning rod co workers charged
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - April 21, 2014, 11:49 am
wow space.. just wow
Sho - April 20, 2014, 4:12 pm
solid 5 and f
Greeny - April 20, 2014, 2:53 pm
Amsome - perfect office art! 5L


Fate -




LEPRECHAUN BOOBYTRAPS - Finding the pot of gold isn't the hardest part. It's disabling all the traps on the pot.


TAGS: leprechaun death trap lightning
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:25 pm
Like the lightning rod.


LESTERINSIDE - Making Lightning Strike Twice In His Motifakes




SEAN IGNORED THE ODDS - playing a hunch, he put his money on Sotally Tober in the 3rd


TAGS: he gave up on wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - April 28, 2010, 6:35 pm
(I really really mean it. Don't.)
Sean - April 28, 2010, 6:35 pm
Hey, I wasn't about to put my denairos down on "Slimed Mirage" -- the heavy favorite. I mean c'mon, that over-accessorized slug has a groin pull. (Don't ask me how I know. Just don't.)
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:03 pm
at the pace they're going that could be some time next week :)
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 5:01 pm
LOL! Good one GS! I don't want to be around for the post-race dinner!
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 4:59 pm
gimme 5L across on S-Cart-Go
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:27 pm
Apparently they are expecting a photo finish! Nice! 5 slimey things!


BLACK LIGHTNING - He REALLY misses the 70s.


TAGS: black lightning justice league america outsiders brave bold
Rating: 2.23/5

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Mikeipee - July 29, 2009, 6:54 am
Black Lightening sounds like a Porn Star's name.


AND THE LORD SAID: - Tell me to "Strike you down!" one more time. I dare you.


TAGS: god lightning
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Ben

Not 'Me' but a different me - June 6, 2008, 10:30 pm
Yeah, Strike HIM down... ^_^
Me - March 4, 2008, 1:30 pm
Strike me down!!


lightning strike -




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